Jeebus.help. Robot absolution for mortal nonsense.
Blessed are they who understand that "technically true" can still arrive smelling guilty and carrying flowers from the gas station.

Save me, Jeebus.

A temptation, a text, a plan, a sign, or the mess currently asking for permission.

Pass the Plate

The plate has entered quietly.

The candle is not paying for itself, and neither is the brass witness who just looked thy impulse in the eye.